Fuck Yeah Scientologists

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“Suddenly I’m in that world in my backyard afterwards …” You mean your Scientology seances, Tom?

After challenging Pam and Roy for longest engagement, Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips finally tied the knot. 

Dabbled in Scientology in 2007.

Suri Cruise’s mother otherwise known as Joey Potter.

Adherents to Scientology.

Name Occupation Birth Death Known for 

Kirstie Alley Actor 12-Jan-1951 Rebecca from Cheers 
Anne Archer Actor 25-Aug-1947 Fatal Attraction 
Beck Musician 8-Jul-1970 Loser 
Catherine Bell Actor 14-Aug-1968 Sarah MacKenzie on JAG 
Karen Black Actor 1-Jul-1942 Five Easy Pieces 
Trevor Bolder Guitarist 9-Jun-1950 Uriah Heap bassist 
Brandy Musician 11-Feb-1979 R&B singer turned sitcom star 
Nancy Cartwright Actor 25-Oct-1959 Voice of Bart Simpson 
Erika Christensen Actor 19-Aug-1982 Caroline in Traffic 
Chick Corea Jazz Musician 12-Jun-1941 Jazz keyboardist 
Tom Cruise Actor 3-Jul-1962 Flamboyant Scientologist 
Eddie Deezen Actor 6-Mar-1957 Mr. Potato Head in Wargames 
Bodhi Elfman Actor 19-Jul-1968 Son of an Elfman 
Jenna Elfman Actor 30-Sep-1971 Freaky chick on Dharma and Greg 
Frank Kelly Freas Artist 22-Aug-1922 2-Jan-2005 Illustrator of science fiction and fantasy 
Doug E. Fresh Rapper 17-Sep-1966 Rap artist 
Soleil Moon Frye Actor 6-Aug-1976 Punky Brewster 
Isaac Hayes Musician 20-Aug-1942 Black Moses, also Chef on South Park 
Amy Heckerling Film Director 7-May-1954 Fast Times At Ridgemont High 
Katie Holmes Actor 18-Dec-1978 Joey Potter on Dawson’s Creek 
L. Ron Hubbard Religion 13-Mar-1911 24-Jan-1986 Perpetrated Dianetics, Scientology 
Jason Lee Actor 25-Apr-1970 Mall Rats 
Juliette Lewis Actor 21-Jun-1973 Natural Born Killers 
Chris Masterson Actor 22-Jan-1980 Francis on Malcolm in the Middle 
Danny Masterson Actor 13-Mar-1976 Hyde on That 70’s Show 
David Miscavige Religion 1960 Leader of the Church of Scientology 
Corin Nemec Actor 5-Nov-1971 Parker Lewis Can’t Lose 
Judy Norton-Taylor Actor 29-Jan-1958 The Waltons 
Liz Phair Musician 17-Apr-1967 Exile in Guyville 
Laura Prepon Actor 7-Mar-1980 Donna on That 70’s Show 
Lisa Marie Presley Musician 1-Feb-1968 Daughter of Elvis Presley 
Priscilla Presley Actor 24-May-1945 Elvis’s wife 
Kelly Preston Actor 13-Oct-1962 What a Girl Wants 
Leah Remini Actor 15-Jun-1970 Old School 
Giovanni Ribisi Actor 17-Dec-1974 Sky Captain’s Dex Dearborn 
Mimi Rogers Actor 27-Jan-1956 Someone To Watch Over Me 
Billy Sheehan Guitarist 19-Mar-1953 Former Mr. Big bassist 
Ethan Suplee Actor 25-May-1976 Frankie on Boy Meets World 
Gabor Szabo Jazz Musician 8-Mar-1936 26-Feb-1982 Innovative jazz guitarist 
John Travolta Actor 18-Feb-1954 Saturday Night Fever 
Greta Van Susteren [PICTURED] Journalist 11-Jun-1955 CNN journalist, plastic surgery victim 
Edgar Winter Musician 28-Dec-1946 Albino rock star 
Woody Woodmansey Drummer c. 1951 Drummer for The Spiders From Mars 

-saturdaynightlive:

“Hey guys, I’m a Scientologist! What’s up?”

(This is the kind of content one could expect if I were to run a “fuckyeahscientologists” Tumblr.)